Friday, March 13, 2009

To GrandMom's house we go...

It's St. Patrick's Day weekend, and we are all heading down to "GrandMom's house" at the beach for some relaxation, a parade, and maybe even some beer.

Note: I am aware that Pop lives there too. However, if you have been following this blog, you will know that Pop is simply GrandMom's friend, so the house must belong to GrandMom...duh?

I thought you all would enjoy what Katie insisted we pack for the trip:
  1. Dumbo DVD
  2. Nemo snacks for Pop
  3. Princess snacks for GrandMom
  4. Cup for Conor
  5. Princess sleeping bag
  6. Blue Minnie
  7. Pink Minnie
  8. Princess pillow
  9. Princess jammies
  10. Sleeping Beauty
  11. Boozie (our dog)
Check, check, and check.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Princess Katie and Conor-saurus


In the tale of Princess Katie and Conor-saurus, the beautiful Princess sits in her castle admiring her precious jewels. The aggressive and young Conor-saurus is attracted to the Princess' beautiful jewels and tries to invade her castle for a peak every chance he gets. Princess Katie's loyal subject, Boozie the Dog, occasionally protects her from the fast approaching Conor-saurus, by smothering him with kisses. However, this defense does not always stop the yelling intruder, therefore causing Princess Katie to flee the castle.

And, so the story continues...

"AHH! Conor-saurus is coming!" yells Princess Katie as she tucks away into her Princess castle!

"Yah, yah, yah", replies Conor-saurus as he plows through the door.

"AHH! Conor-saurus is coming! Conor-saurus is coming!" she announces out the rear door.

"Yah, yah, yah! Ahh"

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Human Anatomy

You all must know this is not the post I had intentions of sharing tonight. However, as I sat here in bed typing a story of "friendship realized", a sweet story of Katie acknowledging her first "best friend" and all it meant to be declared as such, the conversation I overheard from the bathroom down the hall left me cupping my mouth in laughter with one hand and hitting Delete on my sweet story with the other.

So, before I share the conversation, what you need to know is that "Daddy" just came home from a Trade Show in Philly. He has been gone since Friday morning, and the kids were both standing at the door to greet him when he pulled in the drive. They miss him dearly when he is away. Therefore, it was no surprise that at Kate's request, it would be "Daddy" that put her to bed tonight. So, off they went to the bathroom to change her into her pull-up and brush her teeth. And with that said, I share the conversation that followed with you...

Kate: Daddy (pause), you have a penis?

Daddy: Uh (pause), yes, I do.

Kate: Yes. Mommy has a hoo-ha.

Daddy: Um.

Kate: I have a hoo-ha, too.

Daddy: Um (pause), yes. You just figured that out, huh?

I was in hysterics from the first question out of Kate's mouth. So simple, yet so complicated.

Friday, March 6, 2009

THIS IS A HIJACK!!


Jill, I see, beat me to the punch, but I just want to let everyone know that I'VE MARRIED THE GREATEST GIRL IN THE WORLD! Such a kind heart, sweet soul and a great mom to boot.


Happy 5th! Love you baby!


(P.S. Now back to my cave)

On this day five years ago

On this day, five years ago, my best friend and I stood face to face, hand in hand, vowing to support and love one another for the rest of our lives. We had no idea what lied ahead for us, nor did we care. On that day, five years ago, it was all about the two of us.

Today, and every day since, we look back on that day and smile. Sure, our lives have changed a bit. On Friday nights, we usually head to bed at 10pm , instead of to the bar. Our cups have changed from glass to plastic, and our backseat is filled with fruit snack wrappers and lost cheerios instead of beer cans and cigarettes. But despite the fact that we have shifted into fourth gear (I am not in denial that there is a fifth), it is comforting to know I can still look over and see my best friend, right beside me, holding my hand.

Happy Anniversary, Dear!

I love you more and more with each passing day. XOXO

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

These Boots are made for walking

Conor has been cruising along the tables and sofas for little over a month now. As a result, this weekend, we thought it was finally time to have his feet measured, and purchase his first pair of walkers.

This was our first time to the family-owned shoe store, and unlike the outlet store we usually go to for Kate, this store had the shoe displays at the child's level. Therefore, Kate proceeded to entertain herself with trying on each and every shoe she could get her hands on. The "Crocs" display and all its choices were her favorite! Only, with the Crocs, the two shoes were connected, therefore limiting her to shuffling around the store.
Meanwhile, we wrestled with shoe sizes for Conor for almost half an hour. Seven boxes and three sales consultations later, we finally settled on a 3.5 XW. Yes, a 3.5 Extra Wide. He stepped left, stepped right, bounced a couple of times and looked up at me with a scrunched nose and huge smile, as if to say, "They feel great, Mom!"
Watching Conor get accustomed to his new shoes one small march at a time almost brought tears to my eyes. It reminded me that he is on the verge of hitting yet another major milestone. It's moments like these I wish I could bottle up and keep forever. The time passes too quickly.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Cecil, The Killer Turtle

This is him, "Cecil, The Killer Turtle". Our 2" wide remorseless eating machine. A few weeks back, I wrote about how Daddy had brought home three new fish for the kids for Valentines' Day. As you may recall, Bubbies was Conor's fish, Red was Kate's, and Whiskers, the housekeeper of the bunch, a sucker fish to assist with keeping the tank clean. Well, today, we mourn the loss of two of those fish, Bubbies and Red. And, judging by the green tint of water in these pictures, Whiskers is on his way out, too. This ferocious little turtle has consumed almost the entire new lot of fish in only two short weeks.

Bubbies was the first to go. He was a small little fish, so his demise was not surprising. Red, on the other hand, was half the size of Cecil and a heck of a swimmer. We noticed he might be in trouble when his back fin began to get shorter and shorter (as if small bites had been taken out). Today, both Bubbies and Red have disappeared, and poor Whiskers has an injured right fin. I am afraid he just might be the next casualty in the Clark Family fish tank. Needless to say, Joe and I have agreed to get more fish. Although, this time, we will refrain from naming them. Clark Infested Waters indeed.
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