Twas the week before Christmas

Twas the week before Christmas

and all across the East

a storm was a brewin'

as we all went to sleep.

We woke in the morning

to everything covered in white

Mother Nature had blessed us

with snow overnight.

The children were pressed

at the window in awe

at all of the snow

that had started to fall.

Mom in the kitchen

baking cookies to eat.

while the snow kept a comin'

almost two feet!

As it kept piling up

Boozer went crazy

this was one day

that the dog wasn't lazy.

Dad was busy spinning,

some cool Christmas tunes.

From Frank, to Dean,

to Johnny and June.

George Strait and Dave Matthews,

Jack Johnson as well.

We danced in the kitchen.

Shhhhh...don't tell.

The neighbor got stuck

while getting some booze

maybe next time

he'll stick to the shoes.

Ribs in the oven

A feast on its way

Then off to next door

So the kids could play.

Following our dinner

we cleaned up the mess.

Then gathered all around

to watch the Polar Express.

Eggnog was flowing

Liquor galore!

Oh, Mr. Weatherman

please call for more!